Swollen Cock Syndrome

Oct 1, 2012

From far and wide, the clinic attracts the most difficult and complex patients, today was indeed no exception. As you are well aware the Hanwell clinic has a long standing reputation for excellence and my patient had every confidence in my elaborate but successful diagnosis of his problem and subsequent treatment for his condition.

Troubled with continued swelling of his most tender parts, our sufferer arrived and was quickly ushered into my medical chamber. On examination, indeed a serious case of ‘Swollen Cock’ was evident. The poor dear it seems has been rubbing incessantly to alleviate the symptoms but alas nothing worked, this penis remained as swollen as a marrow.

I, as head matron had to deal with all kind of problems but this case was indeed advanced. I quickly put my patient on a continued dose of ‘House Medicine’ at regular intervals, 5ml per 15 mins was ample to keep levels topped up and stress levels down. Next, a very deep stretching of the shaft was required, with swellings such as these it’s imperative to keep the urethra open and ready. Working my way through to my largest sounds, my patient endured the endless stream of implements probing his cock whist a small electro plus pumped his ass. It seems that the therapy was going very well and a course of ‘acupuncture’ into the affected area could also ease the unfortunate reaction that maintained.

50 seemed like a good number, so 40 needles were applied to the swollen shaft and 10 needles were split between each nipple. Confident of my arrangement, I preceded to attach my electro boxes and electrify them with startling results. As with all sufficient medicals, a sample has to be collected and ingested to ensure total compliance from the patient. Luckily my patient didn’t disappoint, a full sample was extracted and tipped down his waiting open mouth to bring matters to a climatic close.
 

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